Incredibly naive notion

Institute toady. . . sigh. . . .

My teacher is great. . . The class is Miracle of Forgiveness. . . and this guy can itch my funny bone every time (that's why i go to institute for the comic relief ) He has this great googly eye. . . and that just makes it all the more wonderful.

I sit in the back, in this room with stadium seating and chairs that have a little mini desk that folds down at your side (this is the best invention it makes me so happy to sit in a chair with a hidden mini desk. . . i want one installed on my bed, and car, and bike)

He freaking loves his power point and laser pointer.

I sit by myself, sometimes Jo comes and sits by me. (Jo has a great scene of humor and we both love the teacher)and will add my little oh-so-wise comments when needed.

So, Today he is up there, he is going threw slides, he is teaching, then he says. "McKay (i like that he knows my name) Are you ready to read this next quote for us? and then i want your comments on it, Ok? you ready?" (power point clicker in hand)

"yeah" (always eager to help, my mother didn't raise no fool)

Well, let me tell you what. . . I am a fine reader. . I can read well, yesterday i read for three hours in my room. But when it comes to big crowds i freak out. . .FREAK OUT. . and i can't read, the simplest words i could never tell you what they read. . . it is horrible- and honestly i don't mind it, but i just feel bad for the people in the room who feel awkward for me, I know you all feel so bad and are reading it correctly in your head and holding your breath every time i miss a word or start reading backwards (ok i don't do that, but i should, that could be fun)

SO he clicks the next slide . . . NEAL A MAXWELL. . . great. . . .and a quote? oh no it was a freaking paragraph. . .at least 6 lines! who does he think i am- Billy Shakespeare?

So in my mind i'm thinking. . "Focus you can read this. . .slow down you are reading too fast. . maxwell is going to throw in a big word, get ready. . . . pay attention to what you are reading you are going to have to comment. . . Quotes! ah get ready to do voices."

And i come to a line that has these three words. . . i'll never forget. . .
"Incredibly naive notion". . . holly hell. . . if all my family's liefs were on the line for me to even say one of the word right i couldn't have done it.

I kept saying native. . . or pronouncing the entire thing phonetically.

It was great, I'm such an idiot.

And then when I'm done reading and muffled threw some garbage as to what i thought about the quote. . .
I sat there re-reading it. . . And it was so obvious what it read, shoot.

On the brighter side- he will never ask me to read again.


I'm probably going to leave the church.