Wake Up Slow

I can't remember the last Saturday I had free. . . witch is odd cause I don't work Saturdays, but I fill them up with friends or trips and I can't think of a Saturday when I had nothing to do. So I slept in until 11:00 and then just stayed in bed until about twelve.

Then (I thought this was worth writing about it made me so happy) as I was in the shower I noticed that my shampoo, in addition to adding volume and style to my hair, will give me clean thoughts.

How can a shampoo get away with such a outrageous guarantee?

I put it to the test after my shower, and i was still able to think of some pretty dirty things.