Both idiots took my advice, and both situations did not play out well, and I was just the sarcastic crazy lurking in the background, the devil on the shoulder. Hilarious, Hilariously sad. . . shoot, I think I'm going to hell, and i didn't even do anything wrong, I just tell people to do wrong things. . . .. . it is their own choice and fault if they follow my advice.
I should make some new years goals huh? be nice? Don't be Satan?
Actually I did make a goal or two. . and I have kept them for these first six days, my dedication is outstanding. Whitney talked about making her goals from conference to conference, that sounds a lot more doable to me. . . So I'm gonna wait until April to make some serious goals. Give myself some time to adjust to the new decade. It has been a big shocker for me.
I brought in the new year bleeding, that has to be a bad omen, a true story and a bad omen.
But I've chosen to ignore it because I refuse to let it taint this year, or decade. .
I think it was Richard Simmons who said "don't let a bad hour, turn into a bad day!"
That man is so wise, and so gay. So in spite of the blood, and getting others in trouble. . . this will be a great year, I feel it in my bones.
3 comments:
I'm interested in that first bad advice of the day, it sounds wonderful
giving bad advice is so enjoyable...can't quite describe my feelings in words. good work.
yes it really is going to be a great year. full of awful advice.
Hope your holidays were grand!! I keep meaning to come over with this christmas present, but I probably won't get around to it- I'll aim for March. Look forward to getting a surprise sometime in March.
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