Direct Quotes. Co-worker Dave

"Yeah, I was up till seven this morning playing world of warcraft"

"The sun comes out and people dig them selfs out of their graves to come into mooches"

"I can't do cardio workouts anymore . . . My big toe is too long."
(Thats Gross Dave, and makes no sense, thanks for that.)

"That makes me want to punch babies! "

-I'm so sad he is married, he could have been the one.
Only wish i had a picture.